i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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