How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
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Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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