Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
