They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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