Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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