Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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