After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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