At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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