Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
