The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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