Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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