why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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