when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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