Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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