Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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