i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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