My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So vagazzling was a success
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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