hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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