i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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