with your own penis?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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