i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
