i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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