You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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