Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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