why didn't you poke me back
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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