dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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