hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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