Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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