you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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