I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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