other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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