I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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