Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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