Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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