I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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