names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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