No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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