Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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