You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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