When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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