'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Randomize
