so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
do herpes really smell.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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