Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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