Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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