Me too!
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
