Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize