He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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