your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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