I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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