You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
How's work?
Spinning.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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