pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My penis needs a shock collar
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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