just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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