i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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