At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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