At least make sure they are 18
Why
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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